Friday, April 23, 2010

How i got into the time share business part 16

I had no clue what the ad meant CLOSERS-LEADS PROVIDED-BLUE SKY. yet i was to start today doing exactly that. It means if you are top-top-top sales we have clients sitting at your table waiting to talk to you, and you make as much as you want. that is exactly the ad no more,
and i always wondered what it meant. Specialized hiring is like that they use obscure terminology to avoid losing precious time with bottom feeding lurkers. INO /W-KOG 3 YR MIN. EXP W 7580 SERIES CRIMPLATHE. If you knew this job paid 300,000 a year you would be calling
without wondering about the w-kog. Maybe gangsters do the same RB-BK/MHV-GPVD 401K
rob bank, must have own vehicle, guns provided. at least 401,000 in the vault.

Well mr. fancypants look what you got yourself into now. First of all, what will my reception be like? Will i make it? Will i be sabotaged? The latter was very likely, im sure mr.e had cleared the way and he was the boss after all- but these guys were making him millions and money talks.
There were 4 gods to appease and i believed a cheap tactical maneouver might get these 4 managers to back off. I spent the whole night preparing my first and possibly last day.

I walk in to the snake-pit penthouse not sure if anybody knew i was on the line now, knowing
mr e he called the no. one and told him to give me a chance. Beyond that he most likely told only the other managers. Who died? was the first comment (the suit) others only acted territorial $.
The manager was aloof, i was goner in a week anyway. Two of the mngrs. sat me in an office
and said we dont want you here only because you have no experience and even if you came from another track with experience its tough here---no one absolutely no one gets more than 10 couples without a sale, its the only reason we are succesful, yesterday we fired the top closer for 2 years in a row , he hit 0 for 11. adios. You will get the shots and we will be watching you. Once
you make a false step or 1 second late adios, we dont need a reason. Furthermore dont even look
at the manager, just talk to us...on top of everything we are not used to smart aleck punks, we have a bad taste of you even though in your capacity you helped us and even with the personal favors you did. Today just listen and learn. Im a slow learner i said, if you believe i have it ,help
me-if you dont -dont waste my time let me know in 3 days but whatever happens i would like to thank you now in advance for your help.

I'll be right back--- i came back with 2 bags and gave the idiot ex hollywood cowboy stuntman one. The beautiful mahogany box was opened and he greedily pulled out a civil war navy colt
reproduction revolver with black powder the whole kit and kaboodle. He used to patrol the be-backs and take deposit money and keep it. If the weapon had discharged right there and then
and a 60 caliber lead ball had lodged itself in his foot justice would have been served.
The other gentleman was from the meditteranean and received antique opium weights with the scale included, i knew he liked it as i had been to his place and was aware of his wifes tastes.
I love this part--later the manager is real friendly, he needs a gift bribe like an ulcer but greed is like that to people, he was dying to see his gift, a real samurai sword (see my antique stories to see how i got 7 in one day!) This wont give me an instant closer certificate but it will buy time
and breathing space. Otherwise i'll go marry the cute chick with the scar and take her to my
silver and gold mine in canada....where did i leave those phone numbers now....?

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