I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

In a large hospitality sales room where the couple i was introduced to sat, i could tell they ,he anyway, felt like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Not only did he hold all of these
sales proceedings in contempt, he was making it very clear that he "KNEW' what we were doing.
What do you mean by that? knowing very well his steam vents would open even more at this prodding... look you got all these helium balloons and streamers and music trying to get us in the mood and other people might fall for it but not me... the whole room buzz died down as they listened attentively to his quick sale killing diatribe besides everyone knows what a scam time share is blah blah. Since at our expense (20 COUPLESx$300 each=$6000 to be lost not counting the various sales in progress) he decided to burn us bad, i decided since everybody was listening anyway i had an audience--ok i shouted back lets put up black curtains and funeral music that way we cant see the children on the beach and get depressed and furthermore
more than 60% of rooms on this beach strip are crime scare units to begin with .where families are staying in much better accomodations for a lot less than the roach-coach you lodged your family in- i apologize on behalf of all bad salesmen you have ever met that made you feel this way starting with you! what?! im not a salesman i hate them! he screamed. Yes you are, we all are we must sell ourselves in school, in romance, to our friends, sell our way out of trouble as teenagers ,to the traffic cop! we are all salesmen some better than others, we have to gain favor
continously from others to get what we want in life and furthermore my resort is full of happy members as you can see and im sticking up for my product because they do, you remind me of a friend who told his wife to be, as he sold himself to her that he would not chase other women, drink,smoke or gamble or party anymore once they were married. he was a lying salesman
as his wife can testify. the whole room rose and started clapping as he smiled and laughed and signed. The onslaught was something he did not consider in his emotional turmoil when he rode his white horse into battle and neither was the outcome. Obviously you dont behave the way i did unless you know what you are doing. You dont hunt bears with a club just because it worked once. In this case and in many more that i will detail for educational purposes later on , this event was caused not so much by his contempt but aggravated by the salesperson touring him who probably couldnt give away hookers on a troop train to begin with. She had actually told me
later , you almost ruined my sale.